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March 17, 2009 2:05 a.m.
I think our good ol' friend Maddox (courtesty of The Best Page in the Universe) said it
best when referring to conspiracy theories: Who woulda thought a government responsible for
murdering 3,000 of its citizens could forget to take out that one that exposed them? That
darned government of ours! Always getting itself into these zany situations!

As far as making your own conspiracy theory, it's really not as hard as it looks.
You can probably convince a lot of people that what you're saying is true as long as
you use enough potentially confusing language, big lettering, and a lot biased prose that
nobody can really reject without actually looking stuff up. (and you know how much people hate that)
And so with that being the case, may I add:

It's been proven that my comics are superior to that of anyone
else's throughout the history of time, yet they seemingly go completely
ignored by the general public. This means only one thing: The globalization
of comics has not only strengthened the population's intellectual resistance,
but also supplements the ulterior motive of traditional comic book artists;
with advancing technology advancing faster than technology ever imagined, their
medium is at risk of becoming obsolete. And with no other way of forcing
their way back into the spotlight other than through the media brainwaves,
they are posed to crack the synergistic obstruction the digital world has
presented to them. Living in a world without peace and harmony between these
two factions can only lead to one thing: Total destruction.

(cue serious-sounding music here)

March 13, 2009 5:21 p.m.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Is that my own domain name I see up there? Has the world
gone mad? Have I too much money on my hands? Whatever the case may be, it has
to be pretty cool. WELCOME TO COMICRAP.COM, where your dreams come true and
where Facebook memes come to die.

March 8, 2009 4:01 a.m.
Watchmen came out on Friday. I never read the "graphic novel," but two extraordinary
things happened this weekend. Daylight savings time just made the hour of 2 a.m. not exist
today, and I watched maybe 90 seconds worth of blue penis during the movie.

UPDATE: March 8, 2009 5:16 am
Cleaned things up here. If you really want to see my old updates, just hold your horses.
They'll come back soon. ALSO: Added a guestbook HERE. Sign it so I know who the
hell actually comes here. I'd like to keep my distance from child molesters, if possible.

March 4, 2009 7:18 p.m.
In case people didn't know, internet was down in my neighborhood for several
days the other week. AT&T sure did a great job at investigating a hole in the
ground during that time. And for that, I applaud their efforts.

March 1, 2009 1:32 a.m.
So maybe, you guys might want a PREVIEW of the new comic and also a LINK so
you know where to find the damn thing. I've helped you guys out by putting both
on the MAIN PAGE RIGHT ABOVE THIS TEXT for you. I will do this from now on.
Don't like it? Me neither.

February 24, 2009 11:48 p.m.
Some big stuff update 23 hours and 59 minutes after my last one
(new record! please enter your name!). This is just for something I drew in
class one day. Click on the image above for the full version. Or I'll kill you.

February 23, 2009 11:49 p.m.
HOLD ONTO YOUR SHIT, EVERYBODY. I'm about to blow you all away.
Haha, just kidding. But seriously, fucking check out the comics.

February 16, 2009 4:56 p.m.
New sketchook equals new ideas, right? Well it's also smaller than my old one, so that
might mean it'll also shrink my brain. Yeah, I can feel it.

February 10, 2009 12:40 p.m.
Happy near year, happy martin luthar king jr. day, happy inauguration, happy chinese new
year, and happy upcoming valentines day! I know you're glad I'm finally back, and just to
prove how much I missed you guys, I'm gonna kickstart the new year with some AWESOME COMICS (MAYBE)

December 28, 2008 11:04 p.m.
I hope you all had a nice gift-giving holiday, whichever is the most popular where
you live. I've decided to stop my non-updating status and actually, uh, update. Here's
another two-month old comics for you people. Enjoy the backlogged crap.

December 23, 2008 3:22 a.m.
Merry Almost-Christmas to all you true Americans out there! I hope your
holiday adventures are almost as grand as the pick-up truck that you drive.
As for me, I'll be spending my time wishing I had thought of this little gem first.

December 9, 2008 5:52 a.m.
First things first, a happy birthday to my friend Lesley. HOW ARE YOU
A WHOLE YEAR OLDER THAN ME? Also, since I've felt people reading this
deserve a treat (both of you), I'm gonna upload some of my batch comics.
(UPDATE DECEMBER 11: hey look at that, i actually did it)

December 4, 2008 9:15 p.m.
OH SHIT. So I got lazy and didn't wanna update for a while. THEN my video
card decides to commit suicide and leave me out of commission for a week.

November 19, 2008 4:48 p.m.
Happy birthday to me, yo (yesterday). I don't have a comic for it, but I
was listening to The Killers "Spaceman," so I decided to dig up some crap
from the archives. Enjoy the embarassment that is my comic, pre-2008!

November 13, 2008 5:26 p.m.
Okay, so like, I was gonna upload some comic about Wrath of the Lich King coming out today
but then I realized that I didn't draw one. So here you go.

November 11, 2008 11:58 p.m.
Yeah I'm late. Or early. Depending on when you actually check my comic for updates.
IT'S OKAY THOUGH. Banjo-Kazooie, Mirror's Edge, and Wrath of the Lich King comes
out this week, so don't expect me to be updating much anyway.

November 4, 2008 1:18 p.m.
I'm back! It's Election Day, so get out an vote! NOW. Unlike me, you could be making a
difference in the world! In the meantime, here's a comic that has absolutely nothing to do with politics.

October 29, 2008 1:09 p.m.
I haven't been drawing at all in the last couple of weeks. IT'S A GOOD THING I HAVE LIKE

October 25, 2008 11:10 p.m.
JUST in time. Now I will enjoy eating this plate of prime rib, rice, and sparkling cider.

October 22, 2008 1:44 a.m.
Looks like I'm back in WoW. Now I have one more reason to continue not working on anything.

October 18, 2008 3:19 a.m.
SO TIRED. Thankfully, I have a room full of drunk people outside to keep me entertained.

October 15, 2008 12:01 a.m.
Boy this job is tiring. Bringing home stacks of hundred dollar bills just might be too much for me to handle.

October 11, 2008 11:42 p.m.
JUST IN TIME WOOHOO. 1 new comic. 5 new tobeys. A million ways to love them.

October 9, 2008 1:58 a.m.

October 9, 2008 12:24 a.m.
So I figured: Hey, wouldn't it be cool if I had a MAIN PAGE for
people to look at? Wouldn't it? That way, I can blog about random
things, and there'd be nothing you could do about it until you
figured out how to navigate your way around my site. Ahahahaha,
and it's perfect, cause I just completely messed everything up.